Each year the Literary Review awards its
"Bad Sex in Fiction" prize to a novel featuring the most "inept, embarrassing, unnecessary" sex scene.
Rachel (sister of Boris, mayor of London)
Johnson was awarded the 2008 prize for her novel
Shire Hell.
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The prizewinning book "Shire Hell" |
She described her victory as an "absolute honour". Below is the prizewinning extract:
Almost screaming after five agonizingly pleasureable minutes, I make a grab, to put him, now angrily slapping against both our bellies, inside, but he holds both my arms down, and puts his tongue to my core, like a cat lapping up a dish of cream so as not to miss a single drop. I find myself gripping his ears and tugging at the locks curling over them, beside myself, and a strange animal noise escapes from me as the mounting, Wagnerian crescendo overtakes me. I really do hope at this point that all the Spodders are, as requested, attending the meeting about slug clearance or whatever it is.
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